Meri car
aik admi porani se car par hotel aya or hotel ke molazim se bola , “bhai zara car ka khyal rakhna main zara chai pine jar raha hun” thori dair bad aa kar is ne molazim ko do rupy tip di,molazim ne kaha, “do rupy or dijye”.is admin ne herat se poucha ke, “woh kis liye,molazim ne kaha keh do rupy sarmindagi ke.kune ke jo bi yahan se guzrta tha is car ko dekh kar yehi samajta tha ke yeh car meri hay.
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 567 views
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