Boy: “Would you like to be the sun of my life?”

Boy: “Would you like to be the sun of my life?”
Girl: “Awww YES!”
Boy: “Okay stay 9,955,887.6 miles away from me!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 253 views
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