father:jao beta meray liye ek glass pani ley k ao.
beta:abu mein nai jasakta, mein game khel raha hun.
2nd beta:choreye abu ye to hai he batamez






aap khudi ja k pe lein

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 578 views

Ma:beti shadi ke liye kon sa

Ma:beti shadi ke liye kon sa date fix kare?
Beti:22 Dec. Ma:Q?

Beti(sharmate huye):Suna
hai us din saal ki sabsi lambi raat hoti hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Is Windows a Virus

No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:

1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.

2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.

3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.

4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too.

5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too.

Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

So Windows is not a virus.

It's a bug.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girl standing at bus stop

A girl was standing at bus-stop covering her face
with a scarf.
A Passer-by: "HI SEXY!"
Girl: "DAD... its me!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

2 hafte ki chutti

Dada apnay poatay se: tmhare teacher a rahay hen, tum chup jao.

Poata: pehle ap chup jain, mene ap ki mout ka bahana bna

kar 2 hafte ki chutti li hai…:-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Kabil Bano Kamyaab Nahi

Raju Ek Din Shyam Se Puchta Hai.

Raju: "Ek Over Mein Kitni Ball Fenki Jati Hai?"

Shyam: "6 Ball"

Raju: "Galat, Ek Over Mein Ek Hi Ball 6 Baar Fenki Jati Hai"

Kamyaab Nahi, Kabil Bano

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)