2 hafte ki chutti
Dada apnay poatay se: tmhare teacher a rahay hen, tum chup jao.
Poata: pehle ap chup jain, mene ap ki mout ka bahana bna
kar 2 hafte ki chutti li hai…:-)
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 496 views
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