Siasatdan Kitna Jhoot Bolte Hain
Siasatdano Se Bhari Hoi Ek Bus
Driver Se Beqabo Hokar Pul Se Nichi Gir Kar Ek Keht Mai Ja Gusi. Kisan Ne Awaz Sunkar Ghar Se Bahar Aya Or Sari Siasatdano Ko Dafnaya..
2 Din Baad Police Wahan Ayi
Khasta Hal Bus Dekni Ke Baad Kisan Se Pocha “Kia Sare Siasatdan Mar Chuke The?
Kisan Ne Kaha Nhin G Kuch To Keh Rahe The Ki Wo Zinda Hai Magar Jinab Aap Ko To Pata Hai K
Siasatdan Kitna Jhoot Bolte Hain
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