Saien to saien, Saien ki harkaten bhi saien...
Ek Saien Girlfriend k sath Car me Karachi sy Hyderabad ja raha tha Usne larki k hath pr hath rakha tu
Lrki Pyar se boli
Tum is se agay b ja skte ho
Saien usy Nawabsha le gaya :-P :-
Saien to saien, Saien ki harkaten bhi saien...
by Abdul Wahab (few years ago!) / 719 views
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