Bahen ki vidayi me uska chhota

Bahen ki vidayi me uska chhota bhai-
Papa:Didi ro rhi h jijaji to nhi ro rhe?
Papa-Beta,didi to gate tak royegi,lek in jijaji
zindgi bhar roynge

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