Student
4 SECRETS OF SUCCESS FOR STUDENTS:
1- Kabhi Top na karo warna log tum sai jalney lagengy
2- Hamesha Late class mai jawo, es tarah har teacher tumhy yad rakhy ga
3- Zyada Parhny se Time zaya hota hai, owr Time zaya karna Gunaah hai
4- Khabi Test na do, kionke be-ezati ke 3 marks se Ezat ke 0 achay hain
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 574 views
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Aap mujhe talaaq bhi de dain tab bhi me ghar ka darwaza pa beth jaon gi magr ap se door kabhi nahi jaon gi suna aap ne...!
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.Husband:
Zanani ban zanani
gillani na ban.
by shaukat (few years ago!)
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store.
As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the post office is?"
The little boy replied, "Sure, just go straight down the street a couple of blocks and turn to your right."
The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I`m the new pastor in town, and I`d like for you to come to church on Sunday. I`ll show you how to get to Heaven."
The little boy replied with a chuckle, "Awww, come on; you don`t even know the way to the post office!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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Pathan 1: Yaar soraj raat ko kion nahi nikalta?
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The challenge the writers of How i met your mother have faced with the Ted-Zoey relationship - since it's established from the outset that she isn't The Mother - is how to keep it interesting even tho ...
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Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye, aik q Nhi khaya?
Admi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga
Bacha: nhi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha,
Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?
Admi: saare kaile plastic k honge
Bacha: nhi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha...
Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne ek b kaila nai khaya..
admi:
Kiun?
Bacha: hathi tv main tha or kela bair
Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr the phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.
Admi: kiun bhai??
Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the
Hahahaha
Tapa Tapa K GE0:-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Teacher: jo shakhs sun na skta ho us ko english me kya kehte hain?
Sardar: kaafi souchne k bd
” onu jo marzi ky lo oney kera sunna ay”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Height of physics:
A conductor kicks an old man out of the bus.
Police sends counductor to jail nd gave him shock bt he had no effect..
Why..?
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Bcoz he ws a BAD conductor :P:D
by tahir bashir (few years ago!)