The challenge the writers of How i met your mother have faced with the Ted-Zoey relationship - since it's established from the outset that she isn't The Mother - is how to keep it interesting even tho ...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 461 views

Silent Treatment

A husband and his wife were having problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

The man realized he would have to be woken up at 5:00AM by his wife the next morning, which means he would have to break the silent treatment (and LOSE).

So he decided to write a note to her, and put it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning he woke up to find out it is 9:00AM, he missed his flight!

He started getting up, just to find a note beside his bed that said "Its 5:00AM, you have to get up!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek mandir tha

Ek mandir tha jisme buri niyat wale gayab ho jate the
Imran hashmi gaya
Imran gayab

salman khan
gaya
salman gayab

veena malik gai

Bhagwan gayeb:)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Condom kia hota hai

Pota:dada g ye condom kia hota hai,

dada:chal bhag mujhe nai pta.

Pota:me janta tha budhey tujhe pata hota to aj jayedad k 18 hise na hote

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

sardar vs faqeer

FAKEER: ary baba kuch dy do bohat bhooka hu,
SARDAR: 100 rupya dikhaty huy bola 50 rupy hn tmary paas??? faqeer kush ho kar g hein.
SARDAR: ty ja fir roti khaa ly:p

by sarmad abbas (few years ago!)

Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne

Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.

Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?

Dear, sweetu ya jaanu.

Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha “Murgha No.5? Calling”.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)