A very philosophical statement:
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"When I fall in love with my books
My bed falls in love with me"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 464 views

Double heart attack message

Double heart attack message by a girl to a boy: . . . . 1st Msg:”Let`s break up now,it`sall over. . . . 2nd Msg:”Sorry, Sorry, Sorry!That was not for you…:p:O

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Nan'na bacha

Aik nan'na school se ghar aya to ammi se kaha”ammi bhook se pate main dard ho raha hay”. Is ki ammi ne jaldi se khana lagya or kaha”zahir hay pate main kuch ho ga nahi to dard to ho ga” Shaam ko bacha jab homework kar raha tha to bara bhai andar aya or kehne laga”ke ammi sir main bohot dard hay”nan'ne ne foran kaha zahir hay jab sir main kuch ho ga nahi to sir main dard to ho ga.”

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

How I Met Your Mother: "The Exploding Meatball Sub"

The challenge the writers of How i met your mother have faced with the Ted-Zoey relationship - since it's established from the outset that she isn't The Mother - is how to keep it interesting even tho ...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan: tum humko 3 laakh rupey do,

Pathan: tum humko 3 laakh rupey do,
hum tumhay 15 din k bad lotA dega

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(after 15 days)
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aadmi: Chal khan apna waada pura kar...
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Pathan: ye ley
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"LOTA":P

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

“faraz”

Uss Larki ki capacity per main heraan hoon

“faraz”

jo kehti hai DAWLANCE liya to baat bani. :(

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)