Tum Nay Meray Lover Ko

Ek Larki Doosri Larki Say: Tum Nay Meray Lover Ko i Love YOu Kio Kaha.
2nd Larki: Behen Jab Tak Larka Kunwara Ha, Na Tumhara Ha Na Hamara Ha. :O

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 434 views
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