Pakistan ka match
Pakistan ka match daikhnay k adaab:
1. Pakstan ka match bawazoo hokar daikhien.
2. Doraan match ayat al kursi ka wird jari rakhien
3. Match say zyada doaon mien khuzo-o-khushoo ka muzahira karien.
4. Catch chotnay ki surat mien laahol parhien.
5. Catch pakray janay ki surat mien Allah ki hamd-o-sana karien.
6. Semi final aur final ka roza rakhien
7. Match musallay per baith kar daikhien
(AAP KI DUAON KA TALIB) => SHAHID AFRIDI <=
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 613 views
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