Bahut garmi hai yaar
When someone says bahut garmi hai yaar
hand them a packet of lays and say
Lo hawa kha lo :D :D :D
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 504 views
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Naqalon Say Hoshyar Asli Sms Ki Pehchan.
Hamara Har Sms Anokha Naya Aur
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Aur
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Har Variety K Liye Advance Booking Ki Saholat Mojood Ha.
Naiz, Shadi Biyah Birthday K Liye Sms Order Par Bhi
Tayyar Kiye Jate Hain.
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Sirf Jumerat Ka Intezar Karen :P
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
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Faintly, came the answer. . . "A wee bit of of that boiled ham over yonder would be nice"
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