tujhe apna laptop bada karwana hai..?
Banta: tujhe apna laptop bada karwana hai..?
Santa: Haan yaar..
Banta: to fir Isme se
window nikalwa ke darvaja fit karva le..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 555 views
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