X kuzE ME

X kuzE ME
Apne hath uper uthao ab dono hath jor lo
OK
Ab apni aankhain band karo aur schay dil se DUA karo k?
K?
K?
K?
“YA ALLAH HUMARI PAKISTAN KI LIGHT Aa JAYE” :->

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