An old Nigger buys
An old Nigger buys hearing aids from a doctor.
Doctor: Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased.
Nigger: Oh, I haven’t told my family yet. I just sit around them and listen to their conversations. In a month, I’ve changed my will three times!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 532 views
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