Ek Clinic k aage lambi line thi

Ek Clinic k aage lambi line thi,
1Aadmi bar-bar line me ghusta tha,
par log usko pakar k piche phek dete the
Admi:"Lage raho, Saalo clinic hi nahi kholunga"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1067 views
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