Santa Ne Makhi K Par Kaat
Santa Ne Makhi K Par Kaat K Kaha "Urr Ja...
"Jab Makhi Nahi Urri To Usney Kaha...
"Sabit Hota Hai K Makhi K Par Kaat ...
Diye Jaein To Wo "Behri" Ho Jati Hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 551 views
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Jo cheez Urti hai
Master : Jo cheez Urti hai, wo anday deti hai
Aur
Jo zameen per chalti hai, wo bachay deti hai.
Wo kiya cheez hai jo urti b hai aur bachay bhi deti hai..?
Pathan : Air hostess...:-p
by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Girl (boy ko jealous feel karane k liye):” Dekho woh
ladka meri taraf dekh
ke muskura raha hai…
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. Boy:” Yeh to kuch bhi nahi,
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jab maine pehli baar teri shakal dekhi
thi to 3 din tak Apni hassi nahi rok paya
tha..:P:P
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan wins 20 Crore from Rs.20 lottery ticket..
Dealer gave 16 Crore after deducting tax..
Angry Pathan: Hum ko poora 20 Crore deo ya mera 20 Rs wapis karo!
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
A Joke Only For Engineers
Once A 'Constant' n 'e^x'
Were Standing, They Saw
A Derivative Coming From
Aside, Constant Ran Away
Saying 'Derivative' Will Kill
Me,Making Me Zero . The e^x
Said 'HaHaHa' Whether Its
Derivative Or Integral , It
Cannot Change Me,
Derivative Came Near Him
And Said
I m d/dy notd/dx ... =P =D
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Shaadi main ek SMART ladka ladki se:”aap dance
karogi..:))
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Ladki sharma k boli:”yes …”
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Ladka pyar se bola:
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To phir aapki ���kursi” main le jaon didi..??
Girl Shocked- Boy Rocked..:P:P
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Girl college mein new sendal daalke gyi..
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Boy:” sendal kitne acchi hai..
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Girl:” hmmm utaru kya..???
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Boy:” but jeans or top toh ussse bhi acchi hai…
Girl shock..Boy RocK..
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Veeru proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi? Girl: Tameez se baat karo. Veeru : Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge? JOLLY UNCLE ...
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Santa- muje zehar dena
Chemist- pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao.
Santa-apni shaadi ka card dikhata h.
Chemist- bus kar bhai rulayega kya,badi bottle du ya
chhoti.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Santa ko police kyu Pakda??
Guess Why?
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Q K santa ne
Bina Scooter K Helmet Pehna huye tha.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Banta: I want to marry a smart woman, a good woman, a woman who will make me happy!
Santa: Make up your mind.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)