Punjabi shaadi ki party me DJ ne puchha: Kab tak
bajaana hai?
Host: 8-10 peg tak baja lo, uske baad to ye sab
generator ki aawaz par bhi naach lenge!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 512 views

Sardar

Abba G Kal Humare Gahr Sa Ek Banda Kam Ho Jayega,
Dosray Din Kya Hoa Larki Ghar Sa Bhag Gai
Sardar G: Larki Na Kam Tu Acha Ni Kiya Lakin Larki Thi Tu Najomi.
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by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Zip It Up!

There is a man in the park peeing in a fountain and a cop comes up to him and says, "Sir you need to zip that up. You aren't supposed to pee in a public fountain like that"

So the cop is leaving and the man zips up his pants but is laughing hysterically. finally the cop says "What are you laughing at?" and the man says "I zipped it up but I didnt stop!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aisi Konsi Jagah Hai

Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai?

Jahan Ameer se Ameer insaan B

Katori le k khada rehta Hai?







Pani Puri wale k paas.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Police wala apne bache se

Police wala apne bache se:
Beta tumhara result achha nahi aya aj se tumhara khelna tv dekhnaband..

Son: Ye 50 Rs pakro or is bat ko yahien daba do":-

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Bodygaurd dekhne se hume

Bodygaurd dekhne se hume kya sikh milti hai.?
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apke frnd kitne b close kyo naa ho,
use apne girlfriend/ boyfriend se nahi milwana chahiye!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)