There is a man in the park peeing in a fountain and a cop comes up to him and says, "Sir you need to zip that up. You aren't supposed to pee in a public fountain like that"

So the cop is leaving and the man zips up his pants but is laughing hysterically. finally the cop says "What are you laughing at?" and the man says "I zipped it up but I didnt stop!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 652 views

Pathan na apna bacha ka naam

Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea . Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam america rakh lea . Pathan : na kaha hum dunya ko batana chahta ha ka pathan america ka baap ha .

Aur Aes tarah jang shoro ho ge.

America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge . Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga . America : Tum jal jaega. Pathan : Hum Pagal nhe hum raat ko jayga.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Aik Dulha shadi ki Pehli raat,

Aik Dulha shadi ki Pehli raat,

apni BIWI ke ghonghat utha k baray piyar se poochta hai,

kiya naam hai hamary ‘ hazoor ‘ ka?

Biwi: Hazart Muhammad (S.A.W.W)

Dulha: kiy faramya hazoor ne?

Biwi: yehi Namaz parho Roza rakho or Zakaat do.

Dulha pareshan ho kr bahir gya or bola

SB ANDAR Aa jayen

DARS ho raha hai :)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Boys are intelligent than girls

Boy: Boys are intelligent than girls! Girl: Any proof?

Boy: You always say intelligent but u never say intelliLADIES.. :-p

Great people
Great thoughts.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Me 4 years ka hu, aur tum?

Boy: Me 4 years ka hu, aur tum?
Girl: Me bhi 4 years ki hu
Boy: To fir chal na, sharmana kya?
Girl: kaha?
Boy: Polio ki dawai pine...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tere Ashiq Hazar

Pathan Ki Biwi Romantic Mood Mein Thhi To Woh Pathan Se Kehti Hai.

Biwi Pyar Se Boli: “Aap Hazaron Mein Ek Ho”

Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ke Muh Pe Thapad Maara Or Gusse Se Bola.

Pathan: “Ye Baki 999 Koun Hain?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)