Husband:” sir meri wife kho gai hai
Husband:” sir meri wife kho gai hai
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Postman:” Yeh post office hai
police station nahi..
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Husband:” ohh sorry..!
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Saala khushi k mare kaha jaau,
kuch samjh mein nahi aa raha hai…:P:P
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 507 views
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