Baari Baari Pitai
Silly Man 1- mujhe kal paanch logon ne peeta..
Silly Man 2-to tune kuch nahi
kiya..??
Silly Man 1-maine kaha saalo ek ek karke aao..
Silly Man 2-fir kya hua...??
Silly Man 1-fir kya..sabne mujhe baari baari karke wapas peeta..!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 539 views
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