Daru pene se khansi
Santa: Kya Daru Pine se khaansi jati h?
Banta: Kyun nhi jayegi? Jab mera ghar, khet, paisa
sab kuchh chala gaya to teri khansi kya cheej h
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 501 views
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