Father and son went to a hotel.

Father and son went to a hotel.

Father: Waiter…..Come.
Gives us an ice cream and a cigarette.

Son: Dad…. why Ice Cream have you like a Cigarette too

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 357 views
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