Miss:agr apna character acha karna ho to apni har teacher ko maan samjho
student:lakin miss is se to hamare abu ka character kharab ho jae ga

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 463 views

Priza Bond

1 Pathan Quaid-e-Azam ki Mazar par ja kar dua kar raha tha
"Maira Prize Bond har sorat mai nekalna chahie"
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Jese hi wo Mazar se bahir agia, kesi ne uske Jaib se Prize Bond nekal lia tha
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Wo dobar Mazar gia owr bola: "Jinah Sahb ! Pahly pori baat tu samaj lia karain"

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

A Great Fruit Cake Recipie

You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of whisky.

Sample the whisky to check for quality.

Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again.

Make sure the whisky is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whisky. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.

Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window, check the whisky again and go to bed.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Soraj rat ko kiun nahi niklta

Pathan: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyu Nhi Nikalta?
2 pathan:
kia pata nikalta bi ho
andhera itna hota hai kahan dikhai day ga...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

monkey lost

An Intellignt Monkey is Missing from the Zoo.!
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Its Name Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is!
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Dont Worry
It Is Not U,
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It Is Intelligent

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

2 old ladies sitting in church 1 leans

2 old ladies sitting in church 1 leans over and whispers to the other "my butt is going to sleep" the other replies "I know I have heard it snore 3 times"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)