santa - radio pe gaane sun raha tha papa tehte hai
bada naam karega.
maa - bijli ka bill tera baap bharega.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 617 views

Be Afraid If You Annoy This Husband

A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman's horse mis-steps and jostles the man's wife. Once across the stream, the man dismounts, walks over to the horse, and stares into its eyes. Finally, he states, "That's one." The man remounts his horse and they continue their ride.

A bit further down the path, the woman's horse stumbles when stepping over a fallen tree. The man dismounts, stares the horse in the eyes, and boldly states, "That's two!" He returns to his saddle and they move on.

As the afternoon sun began to set, the woman's horse once again lost its footing on a mossy slope. The man dismounts, moves to the woman's horse, and helps his wife out of the saddle the man. Moving to the front of the horse he stares it in the eyes and firmly says, "That's three," removes a pistol from his vest, and shots the horse dead.

The woman, quite upset at seeing the beautiful horse killed, says to her husband, "That's terrible, why would you do such a thing!"

The man stares at his wife and firmly says, "That's one!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girl to boy

Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?

Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k
larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Yara yeh sent massage kya hota hai

Pathan: yaara ye
“Sent Message”
kya hota hai?
dusra pathan: Khuda ki kasam tum to bilkul jahil ka
bacha hai.
“Sent Message” ka matlab hai khushboo wala
message.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek Tapori Ki Wife

Ek Tapori Ki Wife:- Sunte Ho Ji, Apne Bete Ne Aaj Pehli Baar Aadha Sentence Bolna Sikha..

Tapori- Accha, Kya Bola?
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Wife- Teri Maa K

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

buji hoi cigrate

1 Punjabi buji hue ciagrate p rha tha
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Pathan ne pocha ye Kaise p rhe ho
Dhuwan to nikal nhi rha.
Punjabi bola: Pagal cigrate CNG pe hy.

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)