Girl to boy

Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?

Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k
larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 472 views
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