Kitna chota tanga
Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar
Rickshaw Dekha.
SantaL Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga. Banta: Haan!
Aur Gadha to Dekho,
Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai. :-)
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