Love k chakar may mat Pdna "Dosto
Love k chakar may mat Pdna "Dosto
Q k..
.
Ye atey hy vEER ki tarha
.
...Lagty hy KHEER ki tarha
.
Chubhty hy TEER ki tarha Aur end
main
Halat kr dety hy FAKEER ki tarha....
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