PANI ke bina
- interview -
Question: To bataiye PANI ke bina insan kese marega?
Answer- Sir, PANI Nahi hoga to insaan tairega kaise? Tairega nai to doob jayega!! den dead...
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 508 views
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