Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:
Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:
Officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay
Thy?
Pathan: Selling G.S.K.
Officer: Ye Kya Hai?
Pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 496 views
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