Bhans ka bacha

Pathan Asked A Doctor :
Milk Pene Se Rung Gora Hota Hai
Doctor: Han Milk Me Calcium Hota Hai Isliye
Pathan : Chal Jhoote Phir Bhains Ka Bacha Kala Q
Hota Hai ?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 225 views
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