Aik restaurant mein gahak nay shikayat ki
Aik restaurant mein gahak nay shikayat ki keh mein gosht ka yeh parcha mosalsal 40 minute say katnay ki koshish kar raha hon magar nakam hon.
Aap pareshan mat hon! Behray nay itminan say jawab di restaurant aik bajay tak khula rahe ga.
Yar pareshan kiun ho? Hostel mein rehnay walay aik larkay nay doosray say poocha.
Woh bola kia bataon yar! Ghar khat likha tha keh table lamp khareedna hai paisay bhej dein lekin inhon nay table lamp hi bhej dia hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 737 views
Similar Jokes
Ager trains k naam Pakistani Actresses k naam pe hotey tou khabrain aisi hotin: Aaj Reema overload ho kr gai!! Saima k neechay aa k aik banda halaak!! Accident main Shahida Minni ki pichli bogi tabbah!! Tez raftaari ki wja se LAILA patri se uter gai!! Meera pe charhne waalon ki tadaad main izafa!! Nirma chalte chalte band ho gai!! Khushbu ki body change karne ka faisla!! Nargis per ghair qanooni tor per charhey huay 7 afraad ko saza!!
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Maa- Beta tum apne baal kyun nahi katwate?
Beta- Kyu maa?
Maa- Beta log rishte k liye tumhari behen ko dekhne aate hain aur tumhe
pasand kar jate hain!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher- Draw diagram of bacteria
Papu-here it is sir,Teacher-where?
I cant c it
Papu-sir u cannot c bacteria Widout a microscope
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar: Yaar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k liye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
Sardar Police-Station Aya R Bola:
Mujhe Arest Krlo
Mene Apni BV K Sr Pe Dnda Mara Hy,
Police:
Wo Mar Gai Kia?
Sardar:
Nhi Wo To Bach Gai,
Hun Meri Khair Nai.:
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Naukraani:-malkin aap mujh per bekaar hi shak kar rahi hai,main aapko kaise samjhaau mujhe to shabd nahin mil rahe hai.
Malkin:- tujhe shabd nahin mil rahe hain,aur mujhe 1 thaali,5 katori aur 2 drzan chammach nahin mil rahi hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Khan: Yar Abhi Tumhara Amma Ka Khansi Kaisa Hay?
Friend: Band Ho Gai Hay, Magar Sans Ruk Ruk K Aa Rahi Hay.
Khan: Koi Bat Nai, Khuda Kary Ga, Wo Bi Band Ho Jaye Ga.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Bat ko mzak me ni lena..
Jab se nayaa saal shuru hua hai tab se ap keh rahay ho k
Ye 2 Hazaar Tera Hai.
(2013)
To Plz mere 2 Hazaar mujhe day kar kahaani khatam karo.
Eid Ki Shoping Karni Hai…!!
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna
mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega
Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita
ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon
gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU
bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega. CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin
bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)
Bhagwan pe gussa kab aata hai?
Jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye, aur uski maa kahe
Hey bhagwan ye tune kya kiya !!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)