Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 596 views

Tum bade ho kr

Teachr: Tum bade ho kar kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi

Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa: DADDY

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boasting about race records

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"

Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!"

"Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another, flicking his tail.

At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!"

The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Dost Dusre Dost Se Pucha

Ek Dost Dusre Dost Se Pucha,Yaar India Ka Tarakki Q Nehi Hota?1st Dost Reply-Jis Desh Ki Logo ka naam A.K. Dhar,T.K. Kar,Jis Desh Ki Biscuit Ka Naam "PARLE MARIE",Oil Ka Naam "SHALI MAR" Us Desh ki tarakki Keise Hoga?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Ki Wife

Santa Ki Wife Ka Baby Hone Wala Thha So Hospital Mein Admit Thhi.

Nurse: “Mubarak Ho Aap Ke Ghar Ladka Paida Hua Hai”

Santa: “Wah Ji Wah Kya Technology Hai, Biwi Meri Hospital Hai, Aur Bacha Mere Ghar Paida Hua Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

10fruit k name

Teacher:
10 fruits k name btao…

Sardar:
1 amrood,
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Teacher:
shabash
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Te 1 Saib,
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teacher:good,aur?
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Tey 8 Maaltey…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)