Santa Ki Wife
Santa Ki Wife Ka Baby Hone Wala Thha So Hospital Mein Admit Thhi.
Nurse: “Mubarak Ho Aap Ke Ghar Ladka Paida Hua Hai”
Santa: “Wah Ji Wah Kya Technology Hai, Biwi Meri Hospital Hai, Aur Bacha Mere Ghar Paida Hua Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 588 views
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