Hum Ko Wahan Chaokidari Dilwa Do
Aik Pathan Ko Chiraagh Milla
Oss Nay Chiraagh Ko Ragra To
To
To
To Aik
Jin Aaya Aur Kaha :
Bolo Khan Baba Teri
3 Kaon See Khawahishain Hain Jo Poori Ki Jain
Pathan Bola :
1.Aik Bahot Bara Sa Bangla Ho
2.Oss Main Khoob Daolatmand Log Hoon
3.Hum Ko Wahan Chaokidari Dilwa Do
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 553 views
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