Ye hawaian ye chandni

Girl- Ye ratein Ye hawaein Ye chandni Ye ghataye
Ye nadiya Ye kinare Boyfnd-Abe Tu pyar kr rahi he
ya mausam ki jankari de rahi Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 298 views
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