Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li:

Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li:

Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai?

Pathan:

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Bachpan Se Shoq Tha
K
CHOWKIDARI Karon.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 269 views
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