Sardar and Banno in car

Sardar: O banno car ki speed itni kyon badha di?

Banno: Oji car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar pahunch jaate hain….!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 259 views
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70Yr Old Man:
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Dr: Why?
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Larka dost se

Larka dost se :
yar mai ne apni Girl Friend ko
uski birthday pe apni behan ki
new diamond ring chori ker k
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Dost (Thapar maar kar) :
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Larka: salay marta kyun hai
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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea

Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea .
Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam america rakh lea .

Pathan : na kaha hum dunya ko batana chahta ha ka pathan america ka baap ha . Aur Aes tarah jang shoro ho ge.

America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge .

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America : Tum jal jaega.

Pathan : Hum Pagal nhe hum raat ko jayga. 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Andaz-e Dosti apki 1 ada

Andaz-e Dosti apki 1 ada heyy.......dor ho humsey yehapki khata hey...
Har jaga lagi hui hey pyaari si tasveer apki

jis k neechey likha hey.........

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YEH PAGAL 7 DIN SEY LA PATA HEY!!!! :D:D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bachi Ki Poniyan Dheeli Ki

Sad Story. 1 Aunty Thi Unki 1 Beti Thi Wo Uski Boht Care Krti Thi,

Baal Sanwarti Thi, Poniyan Bandhti Thi k Bachi Achi Dikhay.

Pr Bachi Ki Aankhain Hamesha Bahir Rehti Theen Aise (0_0)

Aunty Ne Boht Docters Ko Dikhaya Lekn Wo Sahi Nhi Hui.

Phr 1 Baba Ko Dikhaya To Wo 1 Mint Mai Sahi Ho Gai.

Aunty Boht khush B hui or heran B..

Phr Baba Se Pucha k Aap nay Aisa Kya Kiya k Wo 1 dam Sahi Ho Gai…

Baba Ny Kaha: Main Ny Sirf Bachi Ki Poniyan Dheeli Ki hn.:-D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
2 rupe lene the

Boyfriend (got excited): Maine ­ ­ -kya
kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke

Girlfriend replied: We were traveling in bus,

Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river..

Everyone swam to save their life,
but you were still swimming and
searching for someone.

Boyfriend:-I was searching for you, na..??

Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting,
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Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupiye lene the.

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Santa ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha

Santa ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha

Aadmi : Kyu maar rahe ho?

Sasur : Meinie ise Hospital se SMS kiya.

Tum baap ban gaye ho. Isne apne sare friends ko forward kar diya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Joke

Long lines
... A man standing in a long line for food tells the others in the line that he is leaving the line to go to shoot the president. He returns after a few hours and rejoins the line.
Did you manage to kill him ?", everyone asks him.
No, that line is longer than this one, he replies.


by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Business Kaise Kare, Santa Se Sikhe

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Santa: “Jab Mene Dhanda Shuru Kiya Tha Tab Mere Paas Punji Thi Aur Mere Partner Ke Paas Anubhav”

Banta: “Acha, Tab To Punji Aur Anubhav Ke Mail Se Tumhara Dhanda Khoob Chamaka Hoga?”

Santa: “Nahi, Par Akhir Mein Uske Paas Punji Aur Mere Paas Anubhav Ho Gaya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Shohar aur bivi khany k leye bahir gey

Shohar aur bivi khany k leye bahir gey ,
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bivi ne poocha yeh kon thee? shuhar ne kaha, abhi tu ussy bhi batana hai k tum kon ho

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