karan johar ka kamal

karan johar ka kamal :
Kuch kuch hota hai : Luv ur friends
K3g : Luv ur parents
Kal ho na ho : Luv ur neighbours
Kabhi alvida na kehna : Luv other’s wife.

by A. Sami (few years ago!) / 475 views
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