Mum, I need a ladder for school.
Why?

Our teacher said we were going on a climbing holiday.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1642 views

Ek kanjus k ghar mehman aaye hue the

Ek kanjus k ghar mehman aaye hue the.
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Kanjus: Thanda piyo ge ya
garam?.

Mehman: Thanda.
Kanjus: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?.

Mehmaan: Pepsi
Kanjus: Bottle mein piyo ge ya glass me?.

Mehmaan: Glass me..
Kanjus: simple glass me ya design wala?.

Mehmaan: Design wala.
Kanjus: Lines wala ya flowers wala.?

Mehman: Flowers wala.
Kanjus: Gulaab wala ya chameli wala.?

Mehman: Chameli wala.
Kanjus: Sorry Yaar hamare ghar me Aisa glass nahi hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy Teasing A Girl

Boy Teasing A Girl: Ae Chalti Kiya?

Girl: Kaha?

Boy: Wherever You Say

Girl: Ok Lets Go Shopping
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Boy: Kasam Se Didi , Aapke Sath Toh Na Mazak Krna Bhi Gunaah Hai

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Teacher:What is half of 8??

Teacher:What is half of 8??

Rajnikant:
4
...
Santa:
Depend karta hai agar horizontally aadha karo to '0'
Aur vertically kaato toh '3'.

Santa rocked.
Rajnikant shocked\=D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Anything

A beautiful female college student comes to a young professor’s office.She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly, “I would do anything to pass this exam.”

She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. “I mean…” she whispers, “… I would do…anything!!!” He returns her gaze. “Anything???”

“Yes… Anything!!!” His voice turns to a whisper. “Would you….. study???”.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar On Cycle

Sardar On Cycle
Hit Lady Accidently
Lady Says: Break Nahi Mar Sakta Tha Kya?

Sardar:Poori Cycle To Mar Di..
Abhi Break Kya Alag Se Maru?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)