Ek Sardar Exam Dene Gaya To
Apne Saath PLUMBER Ko Le Kar Gaya
Kyun? Aray Yaar Simple Hai
Us Ko Yeh News Mili Thi
K Paper Leage Ho Gaya Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 696 views

Funny

Doctor owr Allah ko khabi naraz mat karna
Kionke jab Allah naraz hota hai, tu wo Doctor ke pas bhej daita hai
Owr jab Doctor naraz hota hai, tu wo Allah ke pas bhej daita hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

boring lecture..

2 friends were attending a boring lecture..
.
1st frd- Even my ass has fallen asleep..

2nd frd- I know! I heard ir snore 3 times..

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Kuttay ko Murghi se Pyar tha

Kuttay ko Murghi se Pyar tha

Usne Murghi se shaadi ki.

Kuch Dino baad Murghi ne Khargosh ko janam dia

Kutta: ye Sab Kya Hy?

Murghi: AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li
Aur Drive Pe Nekla Thora Agay Gaya To Toll Plaza Aya Admi Bola Han Khan G!!!


Pathan Bola Full Kar Do:-D

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Baby Bear Wants To Live Somewhere Else

The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Papa bear were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who he was going to live with.

So, the judge wanted to talk to baby bear to see what he thought about living with either of his parents. When he asked baby bear about living with his father, baby bear said "No, I can't live with Papa bear, he beats me terribly."

"OK," said the judge, "then you want to live with your mother, right?"

"No way!" replied baby bear, "She beats me worse than Papa bear does."

The judge was a bit confused by this, and didn't quite know what to do. "Well, you have to live with someone, so is there any relatives you would like to stay with?" asked the judge.

"Yes," answered baby bear, "my aunt Bertha bear who lives in Chicago."

"You're sure she will treat you well and won't beat you?" asked the judge.

"Oh definitely," said baby bear, "the Chicago Bears don't beat anybody."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)