Kuttay ko Murghi se Pyar tha
Kuttay ko Murghi se Pyar tha
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Kuch Dino baad Murghi ne Khargosh ko janam dia
Kutta: ye Sab Kya Hy?
Murghi: AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI
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