Judge: Do you accept that you stole money from him?
Man: No my lord, he give it to me.
Judge: when did he give you?
Man: when I showed him the gun

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 492 views

Pathan

Khwab
Pathan ne oxford universty mein 1st Rank Me Aaya. News channel walu ne pucha..
Ab Aaghe Kya Karoge ?
Pathan : bachpan se ek khwab Dekha Hai apna tandoor Center kholu ga...

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Itne kam kapde

BOSS-itne kam kapde pehan K Q Aai Ho?
Aadha Jism Dikh Raha Hai
Girl-Itni Salary Me Yahi Aata He
BOSS -Manager, Ishko 3 Month Tak Salary Mat
Dena..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Double swari par pabandi hy or tum 4 beth

Police : Double swari par pabandi hy or tum 4 beth k ja rhy ho? Student Pareshni se piche dekhty hue: Oye begerto 5wan kithy sut aye O Onay te rooti khwani c..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Math Problems

Young Larry stopped by the corner grocery store and read the following list to the clerk:

10 pounds sugar at $1.25 a pound
4 pounds coffee at $1.50 a pound
2 pounds butter at $1.10 a pound
2 bars soap at $.83 each

"How much does that come to?" asked Larry.
"Twenty-two dollars and thirty-six cents."
"If I gave you three ten dollar bills, how much change would I get?" said the boy.

"Seven dollars and sixty-four cents," stated the clerk who appeared to be irritated by all the questions.

Larry said, as he disappeared through the door, "I don't want to buy the items...that's our arithmetic lesson for tomorrow, and I needed some help with it."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1pathan Jalebi Bech Raha Tha

1pathan Jalebi Bech Raha Tha,
Magr Keh Raha Tha “Aalu Le Lo Aalu!”

1Aadmi Aya Or Bola:
“Par Ye To Jalebi He”

Pathan:
Chup Ho Ja!Warna Makhiyan Aa Jaayegi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)