1pathan Jalebi Bech Raha Tha,
Magr Keh Raha Tha “Aalu Le Lo Aalu!”

1Aadmi Aya Or Bola:
“Par Ye To Jalebi He”

Pathan:
Chup Ho Ja!Warna Makhiyan Aa Jaayegi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 552 views

Sonia Gandhi In Dabbang Style

When Sonia Gandhi was asked by a newspaper that is she scared of thousands of people going against Congress.

Sonia Gandhi replied in Dabaang Style:

Hazaro se darr nahin lagta Sahab...
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Hazare se lagta hai.."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Paan ki dukan se paan

Do dost film dekhnay gaye rastay main pan ki dukan se paan khareed liya , aur aagey peeche beth gaye,

beech film main aagey bethay dost nai mushkil main kaha yaar peek jama hogayi hai kia karoo

peechey walai ne kaha yaar aglay ki jaib main dalday tou usne kaha n bahi is tarah touu s ko pata chal jaye ga

tou peechay walai ne kaha abhi tak tujh ko pata chala ? 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Customer To Banker

Agar Mian Aaj Cheq Deposit Karwata Hu Tou Kab Tak Clear Ho Jaye Ga?
Banker: Sir 2, 3 Din Lagay Gay.
Customer: Dono Banks Amnay Samnay Hain Phir Itnay Din Kio?
Banker: Sir Procedure Tou Follow Karna Parta Ha..
Ab Jesay K Agar Aap Qabristan K Bahir Accident Main Mar Jatay Hain,
Tou Pehlay Aap Ko Ghar Lay Kar Jayen Gay,
Ghusal Daingay, Kafan Pehnayen Gay,
Janaza Parhain Gay.
Ya Wahi Martay Hi Gaar Tou Nahi Dengay?
Customer: Lanat Teri Misal Pay Manhoos :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai

Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai.

Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao.

Funny Husband: Kya karun, khushi ke mare kutch samaj hi nahi aa rha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Beta tum apne baal kyun nahi katwate?

Maa- Beta tum apne baal kyun nahi katwate?
Beta- Kyu maa?
Maa- Beta log rishte k liye tumhari behen ko dekhne aate hain aur tumhe

pasand kar jate hain!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)