ghar nahi a sakti
wife : ” Ghar nahi aa sakti..” Car ka stearing, gear, break sab chori ho gaya hai..” . .
After 1hour, SHe calls back : “Aa rahi hu, galti se pichli seat pe baith gayi thi..”
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 640 views
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"When I fall in love with my books
My bed falls in love with me"
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PaKisTan Me LoGo k
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ApNe kaaM Sy kaaM rakhna....!!!!!
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Apki Hansi Pe DIL Qurban
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Apki Muskan Pe ZINDGAI Qurban
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Or Agr AP K
SMS Ana Band Hwe To
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Ane wali
'BAKRA Eid'
Pe AP "QURBAN"
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Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se
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Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do
char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!
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Mam-Wo kaise?
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Tha
2nd Prize Mila Tha
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Jay- Is Gabbar Ka Kya Karu,
Veeru- Ise Sui Chubo Chubo Kar Mar Do Aur Sui Is
Ke Side Me Rakh Dena,
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Judge: Tmhari Akhri Wish?
Mujrim:Aap Ki Beti Se Shadi,
Nokia N97, 5 Crore Rupaye,
USA Ka Visa, 2 Saal Ka
Haneymoon,
6-7 Bache Jo Aap Ko Nana Nana Kahen Or Mujhe Papa,
Or Main Un Sab Ki Shadi Karwa Dun,
Uske Baad Aap Jo Fesla 2 Mjhe Manzor Honga.
Judge: Ha Ha Ha… Meri Koi Beti Hi Nhi..Tango Saale Ko
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)