kya tum ne mujhe kutta kha

Husband: Kya tum ne mujhe Kutta kaha ?

Wife didn’t answer.

Husband again asks: No answer. Then he asks again.

Wife: Nahi kaha, Plz ab bhonkna band karo.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 570 views
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