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Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.

Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.
Banta : Eagle
Santa : Agar cheel bimar ho jaye to?
Banta : Illeagal

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Santa: Yaar Bbachpan Me Main

Santa: Yaar Bbachpan Me Main Teesre(3rd) Floor Se Gir Gaya Tha . . .
Banta: Tou Phir Bach Gaya Ya Mar Gaya. . . ?
Santa: Yaad Nahi Hai Bohat Purani Baat Hai. . .

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Santa To Rikshaw Wala: Arey o Bhai Khaali Ho Kya… ?

Santa To Rikshaw Wala: Arey o Bhai Khaali Ho Kya… ?
Rikshaw Wala: …Haan g Bilkul Khaali Hoon
Santa: Aao Chalo Phir Taash Khelty Hyn . . . =P ;->

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Sardar

Sardar and April fool

Santa got into a bus on 1st April.
When conductor asked for the ticket he gave 10 rs and took the ticket and said "APRIL FOOL, I have PASS"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Santa Was Walking Thru D Forest

Santa Was Walking Thru D Forest He Saw Snake Hanging On D Tree.

Santa: Sirf Latak Ne Se Height
Nahi Badegi
,Mummy Ko Bolo Complann Pilaye..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sir aap apni patni ko party me kyun nhi le jate?

Santa-Sir aap apni patni ko party me kyun nhi le jate?

Boss-Bcoz vo gaon ki hai.

Santa-sorry,sir mujhe laga k vo sirf aapki hai..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun

Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun,Kitna Paisa Lagega?

Banta : Kuch B Nahi

Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful?

Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?

Banta: All False.Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.

Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!

Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
BMW Ka MatlabBahut Motti Wife..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa- V Need A Bridge In Our Village.

Santa- V Need A Bridge In Our Village.
Minister- How,There Is No River In Ur Village?
Santa- Oh Den,We Need A River Too!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?

Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?

Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se NahiJo MusibatKe Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.Main Zarur Aaunga

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa Banta Se Tum Ne Mujhe Subha Se

Santa Banta Se Tum Ne Mujhe Subha Se 2oo Miss CA|Lz Di Ha Kyon ?

Banta Wo Is Lye MA Tujhe BohatMiss Kr Raha Tha ...=P;->

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Y DO Vcall our languageD Mother tongue?

Santa- Y DO Vcall our languageD Mother tongue?

Banta: Bcoz Dfather seldomgets 2 speak

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Aap Ye PEN Le Jaiye Khub Chalega

Dukaandar : Aap Ye PEN Le Jaiye Khub Chalega

SANTA : Mujhe Chalnewala NahiLikhnewala PEN Chahiye

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota

Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga

Santa:Pilot

Teacher :Q

S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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