Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun

Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun,Kitna Paisa Lagega?

Banta : Kuch B Nahi

Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 195 views
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