Search Results for 'chand'

Chand kitne hote hain

GF-Chand Kitne Hote He?
BF-2,Ek Tum Aur Ek Upar
After Marriage:
Bv-Chand Kitne Hote He?
Pati-Andhi Ho?
Wo Uper Kharbooza Nazar Aa raha He

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan ki chand k barey mey new theory.



Moon is better than Sun because
Moon gives light in night
when light is needed
but Sun gives light in day
when light is not needed.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Funny


1 Bazurg kisi abadi se guzar rahy thy unho ne dekha ke puri abadi main sirf 2 ghar aise hain jo chand ki tarha chamk rahe hain.
Wo isi tajassus main dusre din b isi abadi se guzray aur wohi manzar dekha, unhon ne logon se pouchha ye kia raz hay.
Logon ne unhen bataya ke ye ALLAH ke wo banday hain jinhon ne ..
UPS…lagwa rakha hai.: subHan Allah

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea . Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam america rakh lea . Pathan : na kaha hum dunya ko batana chahta ha ka pathan america ka baap ha .

Aur Aes tarah jang shoro ho ge.

America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge . Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga . America : Tum jal jaega. Pathan : Hum Pagal nhe hum raat ko jayga.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
public toilet

RAAZ public toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha

"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai
or Tm yha bethe ho?

RAAZ niche likh aaya "Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rhe he

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Teacher: Batao Zamin Or Chand

Teacher: Batao Zamin Or Chand Ka Apas Me Kya Rishta He
Pathan: Bhai Behn Ka
Techer: Wo Ksy?
Pathan: Q K Log Chand Ko Mamu
Or Zmeen Ko Maa Khty Hen.
“Geo Pathan”

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Masjid ka chanda

1 Memon Se Ksi Ne Masjid K Lye Chanda Manga.
Memon Ne Foran 10,000 Ka Check De Dia.
Aadmi: Is Pr Sign To Kro.
Memon: Hum Nek Kam Me Apna Nam Zahir Nhe
Krte.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan na apna bacha ka naam

Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea . Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam america rakh lea . Pathan : na kaha hum dunya ko batana chahta ha ka pathan america ka baap ha .

Aur Aes tarah jang shoro ho ge.

America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge . Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga . America : Tum jal jaega. Pathan : Hum Pagal nhe hum raat ko jayga.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
CHAND aik din pehle nazar aajata hai

Science ki Jadeed Tehqeeq k mutabiq,
NASWAAR se eye sight taiz hoti hai,
Saboot?
?
?
?
?
?
?
PESHAWAR main CHAND aik din pehle nazar aajata hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathanon se poch lo

Tum chand se khoobsoorat ho sitaron se poch lo,
Tum phoolon se khobsoorat ho baharon se poch lo,
Tum Aishwariya se bhi KhoobSoorat ho,

Pathanon se poch lo.{P)}

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Hum to iss sheher mai naya aaya hai.

Ek pathan aasman par daikh raha tha us ne ek doosre pathan se poocha

Yara! Yeh sooraj hay ya Chand?



2nd Pathan: Pata nai.. Hum to iss sheher mai naya aaya hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Masjid k liye chande ki apeal ho rhi thi

Masjid k liye chande ki apeal ho rhi thi,
1 admi khara ho k kehta he me bulb lgva donga.

Dosra: Me tube lgva donga.

Pthan josh me a k kehta he me cable lagva donga!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Load sheding

Pakistan Mein 1
Bar Phir
MAH-E-L0AD-SHEDING ka
CHAND Nzr Aa
Gya Hy
AWAM Qurbani
k Lye Tayar Ho Jaen.
"WAPDA"

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue

Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue
Teacher Baccho Se Kahne Lagi
Ki
.
.
. Jab tum Log Bade Hoke ye deko
ge to Kahoge,,
.
Ye Raju Hai Jo America Chala
Gaya..
. Ye Chandu Hai Jo London Chala
Gaya..
.
Aur Ye pappu Hai Jo Wahi Ka
WahiReh Gya.. :P
. .
.
Pappu gusse se Bola:”or Ye
Humari Kamini Teachar Hai
Jinka dehant ho gya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dr. sahab mujhe door se nazar nhi ata.

Mareez Doctor se:
Dr. sahab mujhe door se nazar nhi ata.

Doctr: wo aasman per kya hai?

Mariz: chand

Dr: ty mama hor is to agy farishtyan nu wekhna e :p

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)